Diarrhea of the poem
shitmystudentswrite: Then the poem shits to death.
Anonymous asked: What kind of plunger would your recommend if I told you I was having trouble with mine?
La Blague: Toilets. Where's Monica? →
maliag: People in movies always do things in bathrooms and with toilets that I would never do in real life. Like sit on toilets with their clothes on or grip the rim of a toilet while puking (like in “Unfaithful” when she’s in the hot French dude’s bathroom and grabbing the toilet like it’s his body,…
Listening to classical music in the bathroom was a GREAT decision.
The Mushroom Question
Life crisis solved. I’ve been eating mushrooms every day for 2 weeks and some strange bubbly magic has been happening to me. I’ve finally figured out why. PEACHES TOO? Fucking traitors.
When I was little,
I used to think I could only poop immediately after I peed. That’s science.
What is the pooping situation in the show “New Girl.” I mean… I kind of hate the show, but I continue to watch because I’m so curious to see if they’ll address it. Seriously.
my day is kinda ruined when I pee on my hand. But only sometimes.
US City Faces Toilet Paper Crisis
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17344145 Oh shit! Just another reason why I hate new Jersey.
I'm in a waterfall of emotion
You could say Spring Break thus far has been like a ride, a water ride that is. Visiting the beautiful city of Charleston with some great friends was a wonderful way to begin. Unfortunately, I can never really escape the awkward grad life I live, even when I run away to a different city. This is my story. We were crashing at my friend’s parents home for the weekend, but had just eaten...
Not much makes me want to vomit
But this story really, actually does. A leaky plane literally shit on a couple chilling in their backyard. This may be my new worst nightmare. http://bossip.com/549307/making-it-rain-poo-on-them-hoes-airplane-lavatory-leaks-liquid-dookie-on-long-island-deck30346/
Celery: A miracle in the making
In regards to my last post about cupcakes, I’ve been eating a lot of celery lately. Why? BECAUSE CELERY IS AWESOME. Detox Diet Super Food - Celery is highly recommended in most detox diet plans as a cleanser to add to your juicing recipes. It has excellent cleansing properties that help to aid digestion, regulate body fluid by acting as a diuretic and curbing sweet cravings. So I...
Did I ever tell you that I am allergic to dairy? Well I am, and last night I stuffed three cupcakes in my mouth within an hour. Let’s just say it’s not going to be a great day.
There is nothing worse than the feeling of a cold toilet seat.
I just stumbled upon this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kgUOlt_E7cU) Watch it if you want to be angry/disappointed. 1 - What the fuck Nickelodeon? No preteen girl wants to see their heartthrob sing about turds. They’re just not mature enough for that. 2 - What the fuck? Just in general. What the fuck? Turds are getting really bad raps these days....
"Swansea University Puts up Toilet Instruction...
Oh.my. This is absolutely hilarious. I’m looking forward to implementation in the US. (There’s actually a really good reason that they put these up - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-16983788)
Unfortunately, by the time you get here, I’m afraid it’s too late
Valentine's Day is fast approaching.
What better way to show your loved ones just how much you care then with a message of poop? There is no better way! We all hate Valentine’s Day. Guys hate it because they are required to plan uber-romantic dates, buy earrings, chocolate, flowers, etc for their girl. Girls hate it because… Anyway, whether you just started dating or you have been in love for 53 years and...
Have you ever wondered?
How to make fake poop? Yes, I know you have. Luckily I have found this video, not only for your viewing pleasure, but for your intense need to play poop pranks on your friends. I’m planning to do this to my roommate. I’ll let you know how it goes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfvtkXCojL0
Do you do this?
Same shit, different toilet
Tower of Turd
This is a great article about Facebook and their oppressive ways. It reminds me of how my cat used to poop all over the house. Though that wasn’t as funny because it always seemed to be diarrhea. Like cat, like owner. One day I’ll make an homage to her here, she deserves it. http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/facebook-topples-tower-of-turd/2012/01/20/
This is so sweet
America, there is hope! This kid has potential. A FUTURE.
You should... →
Buy this chair for me. Not only is it regal, but it’s my favorite color too.
I am so excited. →
I didn’t even read this article. Except for this line, “Today, with South Carolina’s primary around the corner, its role of national turd-disturber” I LIVE IN A STATE THAT DISTURBS TURDS. New motto? I think yes. Smiling Faces, Beautiful Places Turd-Disturber
Get out now!
What is wrong with this girl? She’s got a really shitty, I mean…bad boyfriend. He don’t appreciate the poo, you know what you gotta do! I also don’t like the responses from these judgmental people. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120115124520AA3CQw5
Did you know about this?
I’m a little disappointed. As an avid reader on all things poop, I had no Idea that the Bristol Stool Scale even existed. Although I find this scale a little lacking in its breadth of turd types. What about the Monster Poo? Ring of Fire? I took this from Wiki: The seven types of stool are: Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass) Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy ...
(n) - 1. Day After Drinking Shit 2. If number 1 wasn’t explanatory enough, it’s a type of shit you have after a wonderful night of drinking. Usually accompanied by a hangover. They’re probably ooey gooey, and not in the good brownie kind of way. D.A.D.S.ing (v) - 1. Turn it into a verb. Example: Maria and Kegan graduated last night, we all got really drunk and now...
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A mystery I’m calling on Scooby Doo to solve. Just remember to give him lots of turdy snacks.
I give it two turds out of five. →
It’s a game where you are a monster and you take a crap. That’s it. I like the idea, the execution is severely lacking.
Anonymous asked: hows your diarrhea? Did it hurt?
This quite possibly just made my day.
I’m an avid reader. And when I say avid, I mean I scour the internet looking for any reference to the #2 just for my four followers of this blog. So when I found an article titled, “Why crap books sell millions,” you can imagine my extreme excitement. More newsworthy Poop Scoop articles! The tears and disappointment I experienced when I realized he was only talking about...